Words that are other words but not the words that you mean but that are spelled correctly often fall through editors spell checking software at the most prestigious writing destinations making one question just how dumb as a stump are these people and don't they supposedly have editors I guess the editors are dumb as a stop as well not stop s t u m p see I get these errors because I voice dictate but I generally correct them when I see them but of course some people don't know they're wrong so if they voice dictate or type badly the error simply continue onwards. Now let's use the abbreviation d a as and pretend oh wait see it did it again it took the second as and made it to work because as is a word but that's not what I wanted at all now I have to go back and correct it here is what I mean
DAAS
So if your language has daas then it means you are dumb as a stump a tree stump that is to be perspicacious ah but you probably don't know what that word means either. No matter let's continue on.
Besides these kinds of spelling uncorrection overcorrections skip throughs I'm not sure what the right word is yet you will also find the low IQ making up a new language often these come from the uneducated black people who believe that all education is for whitey not to be intelligent is to act whitey and they cherish their little IQ Savage ape-like qualities much higher than building society and becoming successful. Here we get the wonderful buster cap and your ass. I see the spelling checker in voice to text is asked me again let me correct it how I mean it here goes.
Bust a cap in yo ass
There that's much better. Unfortunately if you begin to use intelligence speech because the text to speech algorithm or sorry I mean vice versa which is by the way pronounced v e e c h a y v e r s a anyways the result is that advanced language no longer makes it through without manual intervention I've noticing this often now because these transformers of speech to text base it on the most commonly seen language which today is now the common correct language of daas peoples often black.
Then there are new expressions that I simply cannot understand how one gets from here to there. The first one is something like "he be capping" or "no cap"
I really don't understand this one at first I thought it meant to get shot since that is the first definition they use but apparently there's a second definition now because it's such a common word in the black vernac that it means someone who is lying I guess since you normally shoot someone who is lying to you if you are black that's where it comes from.
Let's take two more I've been watching a lot of cops video recorders that they wear on their chest and record their traffic encounters one of the things you'll often hear the women say is magic. I didn't realize quite why all these black women thought they were magic until a black person explain to me that know what they are really saying is "muh jit". Now muh is how black people say my and I understood that apparently they're large lips give them troubles with consonants although that doesn't actually occur in this case there's some link between vernicky's brain center ah see it's spelled that wrong because it doesn't know intellectual words and my. The second part is more complicated and obfuscious. They say the word j i t to mean child. I believe this started because they began calling their children their SHIT or muhshit. The etymology may be confused but that's my guess as a philologist. Apparently there's Simeon brains equate pregnancy and birth to taking a dump and actually they are in some ways similar especially if you have blood involved in your regular dumb b**** no no see the spell to speech has done it again that looks like I wrote dumb b**** b i t c h but what I really meant was DUMPAGE. It does get tiring after a Time.
The other new word that has entered our language from the low IQ Simeon black brain it has done it again not Simeon as in the huge palatial retreat called San Simeon no no it is supposed to be SIMIAN. As an ape like. Once again more advanced words of language are becoming obfuscated by the machines as most people are too double to use them. At any event the word is f i n n a. This is a contraction of I am going to or am going to. Now you might expect a normal contraction to end up something like amgotoo. But that's not the case at all curious indeed. Let's use it in an actual sentence overheard in the hood. I'm a finna kill you. Why is the language changing like this? Don't know.
The big problem seems to be when the confusion becomes more common than the correct even the dictionary is begin to redefine the words. For example, and doubly so as I'm in musician, my whole life we distinguished between forte (for tay) as meaning to get louder and forte (fort) meaning something one did best. But now the bladder definition is completely disregarded in society with people commonly using f o r tay when they should be using f o r t. E r r, not bladder, anyhow let's go on.
But after a Time the incorrect becomes assumed to be correct and then the dictionary is revise upwards claiming both are correct.
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There is some controversy over how to correctly pronounce forte. Common choices in American English are \ˈfȯr-ˌtā\ and \fȯr-ˈtā\, but many usage commentators recommend saying it like fort, since the e is not pronounced in French. However, their recommended pronunciation does not exactly reflect French either: the French would write the word le fort and would give it a pronunciation similar to the English word for. No matter which pronunciation you choose, they are all considered standard and do not affect the meaning of the word. In British English \ˈfȯ-ˌtā\ and \ˈfȯt\ predominate; \ˈfȯr-ˌtā\ and \fȯr-ˈtā\ are probably the most frequent pronunciations in American English.
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