Friday, January 21, 2022

New "Ass Cheek Workout Pants" Selling Like a Storm as Women Seek Mates at Gyms

 


Women are returning to the gyms in droves, now that covid is over they have to get their tummies flattene and their buns burned and toned. But there's a deeper motive - "that's where the hot guys are" said Bunny FlossMyCheeks. 

Indeed the new style of yoga pant called the Butt Flosser is all the rage as women seek to be noticed. And Camel Toe enhancing frontside drives the male bulls wild. 

"Tommy saw me on the hip adducter machine spreading my thighs and basically had to come over" said Sherry BubbleButt. 

Forget Peloton workouts alone, the dating scene is back open for business at the gym and the winner is butt floss pants!