American vs Asian vs German vs Indian Engineering

 American engineering 

I can invent something or figure out how to make it better easier to produce more long-lasting I can solve the problem in software my code is elegant and well structured into clear management paragraphs that are easy to maintain 

German engineering 

All that matters is performance let's switch out critical engine parts with plastic because in 3 years they'll have to come by a car from us again we run everything by strict rules and it takes forever to get certified as an engineer during world war II are parts and our tanks were so complicated and had to be built to such high tolerances just to work that we got crushed in the war but it doesn't matter because we pursue excellence always except when making car engines out of plastic for some reason we are not known to be able to create software although there is sap is that German 

Asian engineering 

We can take the designs the Americans invented and reproduce them then using slave labor and hive mind produce lower prices. We tend to fall into communism politically because we are week-willed and few people are willing to take risks. And software our code will be functional but never innovative. 

Indian engineering 

We think we are the best software engineers on the whole planet what else would America be importing so many of us we don't understand that they do it just a shaft over there citizen engineers pay as pennies on the dollar and work us like slaves. Our software code is unmaintainable full of smelling mistakes horrible construction long endless paragraphs and absolutely nothing done for efficiency like the healthcare website which insisted on loading all 144 languages into memory at startup. We would be considered the dumbest weakest engineer among an American team. We use group preference so that anytime we are in management or take over a third party hiring company we only provide other Indians we often are completely unethical and require kickbacks even taking portions of the tiny salaries from the lower level engineers for ourselves. Our country has not produced any original code whatsoever or any original products.